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SHARRIN APRILFOOL

  • *SHARRIN APRIL FOOL* ???????????? 1⃣▶???? AYSHABETTY 08038192098 Assalamu Alaikum warahmatullah,Dukan godiya ta tabbata ga Allah SWA mai kowa mai komai,ina godiya da ya bani ikon rubuta wannanlittafin mai suna sharrin april fool wanda nake fata ya zamo wa azi ga sauran mutane. Sadaukar wa:Na sadaukar da littafin SHARRIN APRIL FOOL ga mahaifiya Amina Musa Argungu. Jan Hankali:Ina fata wannan littafin zai zama darasi ga dukkanin Al'ummah ya kuma kawo gyara..... **** **** **** **** Muhseen ya gama shirin shi tsaf zuwa office,Meenerl sai kallon shi take yadda taga kullum sai kyau yake qarawa,Yayi murmushi yadan rusuna yayi kissing cikin ta, "Lov u my baby" Itama yayi kissing dinta yace "Sai na dawo ko Queen" Brief case dinshi na riqe a hannun ta Bayan da ta mashi addu'a sannan ta miqa mashi tana cewa Sai ka dawo My king.... Har ya juya sai kuma ya kalle ta yace "Mind u karki yi aikin da zaki wahala baby na ma ya wahala, Tayi murmushi tace Angana yallabai.... Bayan fitar shi ta zauna kan doguwar kujera tana shan tea,a zuciyar ta addu'a take Allah ya barta da mijin ta har abada,Tana son muhseen so kuma Wanda bazata iya misaltawa ba, Haka shima bangaren shi driving yake amma Duk ya tuno kalaman ta masu sanyaya mashi rai zai yi murmushi, Anya kuwa akwai Wanda ya kai shi sa'ar samun mace ta gari??? Yana da matuqar wuya kam.. Yana zaune cikin office din shi text dinta ya shigo... _Ina san ka my king,Hope aiki bai ma ka yawa ba!!wish to see u soon_ Ya karanta sannan ya mata reply _Love u too my Queen Allah yayi maki albarka I'll b back soon_ Kamun Barin office dinshi aqalla za'ace sunyi wayar da takai Biyar Bayan messages da suke ma junan su, Soyayyar muhseen da Meenerl tsaftatacciyar soyyaya ce wadda sai an Dade ba a ko ji labarin ta ba,Suna respecting junan su,wannan shine babban abunda ke qara danqon soyayya tsakanin su,,,Family su muhseen kowa yana son Meenerl,yarinya ce mai son mutane infact meenerl batada wani hali da za a zage ta dashi.... ............. Meenerl ta tashi tana dan zazzagaya gdan ta shigo babban dakin da suka tanada dan babyn su,ciki na wata hudu kenan ma,Bangon dakin anyi designing da Mickey mouse gefe daya kuma Tom and jerry ne,Gadon babies Wanda ko baa gaya maka ba kallo daya zaka yi mashi ka gane cewa an kanshi daloli wurin sayen shi,side drawer dinshi da komai gwanin ban sha'awa! Sai manyan pictures din Meenerl da Muhseen da aka sa a dakin, Murmushi tayi cike da farin ciki sannan ta shafa cikin nata,Muhseen ya dauki son duniya ya sa ma babyn nan tun bai zo duniya ba kenan... Tana cikin wnnan tunanin ya rungumota ta baya Ya rada mata a kunne "Me kike tunani "My Queen" Ta juyo ta xuba mashi ido sanann tayi murmushi Welcome back my king! Haka su ka ci gaba da duba dakin muhseen na fadin irin rayuwar da yake so suyi tanan gaba wit dere baby, Ya juyo yana dubin ta ya shafa fuskanta _zamu rayuwa da babyn mu cikin farin ciki Meenerl zamu ba yayan mu tarbiya,zamu so su Dey wll b d best kids Ever_ Tayi murmshi _They wll my king_ Suka fito dakin a tare zuwa daki suka shiga ta tay shi rage kayan jikin shi sannan ya fada wanka ????▶2⃣0⃣ ©AYSHABETTY 08038192098 Yau ta kasance ranar FRIDAY 1st of April 2016,Rana ce wadda ta zama ta tarihi a rayuwar Meenerl da Muhseen,....... Yayi wanka ya shirya kaman kullum yau har mota meenerl ta rako shi,ya shiga motar sai dai bai kulle ba, _Ina jin kaman kakr na tafi_ Tayi murmushi kuma _u have to go kagan kana late_ Yace tho shikenan Madam sai nadawo,Today will b fun zan zan dawo da wuri,zan wuni wit my wife and baby, Ta kulle mashi motar tana daga mashi hannu har ya bar harabar gida, Ta dawo ciki ta dauki wayan ta Karaf idonta ya kai ga date dinda ke jikin wayar ta yi murmushi tana cewa _Wonderful yau 1st April,muhseen wll b d 1st fool of dis month_ Ta zauna ta fara tunanin me zatayi mashi,,,............... Ya isa office yana fitar da files a cikin jaka takarda ta fado fara,ya dauka ya bude handwriting din Meenerl ne in bold tayi zanen shi very funny qasa ta rubuta Angel I love U.... Yayi dariya ya rufe takardar ya maida side din jakar,........ Yana attending wasu mutane da suka kawo mashi complain kiran Meenerl ya shigo,ya ce Sudan yi excussing dinshi, Ya daga wayar "Hello.. Kamun ya qarasar ya jiyo shesheqar kukan Meenerl.. _Muhseen kazo..,..Kazo da Saudi ina hospital ciki na ya .......Sai ta sake fashewa da kuka..._Mhuseen we've loat our baby,Cikin ya xube,,,,, Sai ta tsinke wayar...... *What.......Hello...Hello* Baki daya jikin shi ya dauki rawa,idanun shi sun kade ya fita hayyacin shi.. A bangaren Meenerl kuwa Sister dinta ce tazo Zara,Meenerl ta dinga dariya tana cewa " Fool of d month! Zara ta qwace wayan tana cewa _Kai aunty ba kyau fa April fool dinnan ko a addini_ Ta na ansa kiran muhseen na shigowa ta daga tace _Yaya muhseen Calm down April fool_ Ya saki wata ajiyar zuciya ya ma zama speechless ya nemi abun fada ya rasa sai ya tsinke wayar... Ya zauna yana Neman wace hanya ce zai rama Meenerl tasa shi zama shocked,kawai Yayi dariya idea tazo mashi Ya kira,Meenerl na daga wa tasa loud speaker tana dariya.... Muhseen yace _Na sake ki saki Uku_Ta fashe da dariya tana cewa Ure too late to make me d Fool of d month Ai,...... Zara da ta gama tsinkewa sai inallillahi waina ilaihi rajiun take furtawa,Meenerl ta kashe wayar tana cewa ke lafiya?????????? Zara tace "Wallahi Aunty sakin nan da Muhseen ya maki ya saku!!!!!!!!! 2⃣0⃣▶3⃣0⃣ Muhseen bai San wainar da ake toyawa ba ya ci gaba da attending din mutanen shi,he is so eager ya gama ya koma yaga meenerl dinshi.. Zara ta ci gaba da Cuban Meenerl yayin da hawaye ke zuba a fuskanta, Daya daga cikin repacussions na koyi da dabi'ar yahudawa kenan!Meenerl sakin da muhseen ya maki addinan ce ya saku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wannan itace Kalmar dake yawo a qwaqwalwar meenerl,ita dariya ma abun ya bata, Ta kalli Zara tace"Kaman ya kenan ban gane ba! Zara tace A musulunci ko da wasa ka furta saki matsayin shi na nan da sunan saki! Meenerl tace kIi Zara baki dai fahimci abunda malamin Ku yace da kyau ba,.. Daya daga cikin wayanda Muhseen ke attending Bayan da ya gama complaing sai ya dubin muhseen yace "Yallabai kaman naji ka furta saki yanzun nan a matsayin koyi da wasar yahudu. Muhseen ya ajiye pen din hannun shi yana fuskantar mutumin sannan yace " kai kuwa Malam ina ruwan ka da shiga tawagar da ba taka ba??? Yace "Kayi haquri yallabai ban yi da wani nufi ba Allah ya huci zuciyar ka,amma kana da masaniyar ko da wasa akayi saki ya saku???? Muhseen yayi dariya yasa hannu Aljihu ya Ciro Naira dubu biyar ya miqa mashi yace " Gashi asha ruwa kan hanya na gode!" Mutumin ya kalli muhseen sosai sannan yace "Ban fada dan ina son abun ha nun ka ba amma kayi nazari sosai akan abunda na gaya maka,ka yi bincike fa manyan malamai dan tabbatar da abunda ka aikata a yanzu, Ya miqe ya fita ya bar Muhseen cike da mamakin kalaman shi....... Miye zai faru???Muhseen zai yadda sakin da ya ma meenerl ya saku???? 3⃣0⃣▶4⃣0️⃣ Karo na biyu da Zara ta sake share hawayen ta "naga baki dauki zancen nan serious ba amma ina ce nan maqotan Ku gidan Sheikh Nasser ne? Meenerl ta ansa Sosai ma kuwa! Zara ta danna ma Muhseen kira da wayar ta " yaya Duk inda kake pls kazo gida da Sauri" da yake muhseen na ma kan hanya lokaxin sai yace "Ni ba zaku sake fooling dina ba after all am on my way! Ya kashe wayar... A lokacin jikin meenerl ya soma sanyi ta dauko hijab dinta ta saka, Da sallama Ya shigo cikin gidan, Zara ta amsa har lokacin da hawaye a fuskar ta, Da fara'ar shi yake,kai tsaye ya nufi inda meenerl take ya ja hancin ta" Yeye silly Queen" Ina zaky haka??? Zara tace yaya muhseen wallahi zama fa bai same Ku ba,ba Aure tsakanin ka da Meenerl, A dan razane ya juyo ya dube ta, Dan ke kika raba auren???? Tace"Yaya kuzo muje Alhamdulillahi Kuna da babban malami kisa. Muhseen yace kai ni fa canfin nan naku ba ydda zanyi ba Kinga da yunwa na dawo! Zara ta katse shi ta Hanyar cewa "Muhseen!Allah ya fada kace canfi!!! Ya juyo dis tym little serious, Meenerl tace " Muhseen muje din inaso a cire ma Zara wannan kwankwanton nata,,,, Muhseen yace tho shikenan mu tafi,amma kaji min Zara da son kashe Aure qiri qiri,,,,.. Motar shi ya bude suka shiga da yake Layin gdan su ne in 2minutes suka isa, Sun fito Muhseen ke tambayar sojan da ke gadin gidan Dan Allah sheikh fa???? Mutumin yace yanzu ya dawo daga wurin jana'iza! Muhseen yace"wa iya zu billah! Su ka qarasa ciki inda aka masu Iso a falon Sheikh, Yana zaune tare da manyan ya'yan shi suna tofa albarkacin bakin su akan wannan mummunar aqida ta mutanen mu masu koyi da Nasara, Bayan sun gaisa da Muhseen,muhseen ke tambayar shi abunda ya faru nan ya shiga yi mashi bayanin wani dan uwan shi ne aka kira akace mai dan shi ne yayi hadarin mota Very unfortunate mutumin hawan jini gare shi kan ace miye Jinin shi ya hau,Dama ajali na kusa rai yayi halin shi,Tho dan ma yanzu haka baya gari an kira ana gaya mai wnnan aika aika har yanzu bai yarda ba wai shi April fool ne ake mashi,Sheikh ya qare zancen da cewa. *Allah ya shirya mana zuri ar Muslim baki daya,wannan wani irin SHARRIN APRIL FOOL ne* Muhseen ya dubin Sheikh sannan yace Ameen! Sheikh yace me ke tace daku ne muhseen?? Muhseen yace Sheikh tambaya ce zamuyi! Nan Zara ta shiga gaya ma sheikh tun farkon abunda ya faru kawo zuwa yanzu da Suka zo wurin sheikh. Innalillahi waina ilaihi Raji'un!!!!!!! Shine abunda sheikh da dukkanin wayanda ke wurin suke nanatawa!!! Hawaye ke fita a idon sheikh yayin da tausayin halin da Al'ummah musulmi suka fada a bakin yanzu yake.. Astagfirullah ..Astagfirullahh.. Ku biyo labarin *SHARRIN APRIL FOOL*

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